#2.

You sit down at the table across from her. As the dealer starts passing-out cards, the only other player looks up at you.

"You must be John Doe," she says.

"Well, I don't know if I MUST be," you tell her, attempting the wit you've heard in so many Bond movies, "but I am."

"I don't need you to get cute!" she shoots back at you, staring into your eyes with hers. "Just put in the money, & set the starter amount for the first hand!"

"Oh! I'm sorry!" you tell her, patting the pockets of your jacket &d pants. "My parents ARE rather rich, as you could probably tell from the set-up of this place... But they didn't know until recently who I was going to pretend to be, so I don't have money for the game!"

You silently wait for the rear-view when she angrily stands to leave the table.

Instead, however, she simply says nothing for a minute or 2, before leaning-in closer.

"No money?" she asks, & you shake your head. "That's OK," she explains, shrugging slightly. "We can wager other things."

Happily surprised, you whisper back, "Like what?"

"Since you claim your lack of funds is your parents' fault, why not bet something else you were born with?!" she asks.

As if there was any question about her meaning, you soon feel what has to be a bare foot pressed against your crotch on the chair.