"cool"

Hoda opened the text from Harold.

cool

Hoda's heart fluttered like a baby butterfly. It was cool. Hoda's brand new bright red 2016 Honda Fit that she was leasing for $169/month (including tax!) for 36 months was very cool. Hoda licked her lips. She tasted the sour gummy worms she had eaten earlier. Hoda loved candy, mainly sour worms. She remembered she had one in her pocket. Hoda sent her spindly fingers into her pocket and pulled out a blue and orange sour gummy worm. It had some lint on it but she ate it anyway, lint and all.

Hoda wanted to know what Harold was doing. Maybe if he was doing nothing he would want to go for a spin in her brand new bright red 2016 Honda Fit. She typed:

wyd

A typing bubble popped up immediately in imessage and Hoda quickly locked her phone and placed it between her legs and up against her crotch. When Harold's message arrived, the phone would vibrate and she might feel a little something on her vagina. This was her hope anyway. Hoda did this rather often. Not just when Harold texted her, but when anyone texted her. Her friends, coworkers, her parents...Hoda felt a little weird about doing it when her parents her texted her because she knew they would be horrified. Hoda thought about other things they would be horrified about if they knew. They would be horrified if they knew that one time she had taken a bong rip while talking to them on speaker phone. They would be horrified if they that one time her ex-boyfriend Harin had had her rock hard nipple in his mouth while she had been talking to them on speaker phone. They would be horrified if they knew that one time she had been simultaneously fingering her ex-boyfriend Harin's asshole and smoking a spliff (marijuana and tobacco) while talking to them on speaker phone.

Hoda's iphone 5s vibrated. She could barely feel it through her jeans but it was enough. Then, unexpectedly, it vibrated again. The excitement of the unexpected made up for how little Hoda could feel through her jeans. Hoda smiled, licked her lips, and wished she had another gummy worm.

Hoda picked up her phone. 2 texts from Harold.

nothing wbu

wanna hang

_ _Hoda smiled.