"You suckee suckee, little Chinky?"

Grabbing at your crotch, you call up a sentence that's a cluster of references to anti-Asian media from the era of the Cold War.

Did... did you think that was going to work?

It doesn't. It goes over like a fart in church.

"Haha... ha?" you laugh to yourself, your only pitiable consolation.

We won't even describe to you how hard this move of yours fails. Go back and try again, moron. If you honestly thought this was a good move, you should probably remove your device's battery, melt it down, and drink it before walking blindfolded across a busy freeway.