"You WHAT?"

A startled yet aggressive male voice comes from the phone.

“I thought I was quite clear. I want you to fuck Rachel.”

“I heard you the first time...” An easily irritable redhead, Asher is often targeted by the deadpan Asian’s jokes. Today, however, Megan is genuinely serious.

“What makes you think she wants to? Last I checked, she was a prissy little goody two shoes who’d blush at the sight of a little thigh.”

“Believe me, she’s a lot dirtier than you give her credit for.”

“Yeah? So what?”

Megan raises an eyebrow. “I thought you would be jumping at the chance. Not only are you a guy (a virgin at that), you’ve been smitten since first sight.”

“T-the hell? It’s n-not like I like her or anything...”

“Uh huh. So you wouldn’t mind if I called up someone else in your place? You know she has lots of fans. Something about sullying a pure little thing really gets boys hard, it seems.”

Sounds of nervous coughing can be heard over the line. “Y-yeah, that’s r-right! I d-don’t care at all!”

Megan stays silent, but it communicates an infinitely immense smugness that transcends language.

“Urk… Fine. I’ll go along with you...”

“Excellent. I’ll meet you at the flatmobile.”

The boy groans as he hangs up.

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Asher rings the bell to the girls’ apartment, and Megan greets him at the door.

“Yo. You here to do the deed?”

“Yeah, yeah...” He doesn’t meet her deadpan gaze, despite being far taller than the quiet Chinese girl.

He cautiously takes a few steps in, and finds Rachel asleep (stark naked and very wet) on the floor.

“A-ah!” Asher looks away, his face beet red, his penis erecting a embarrassingly visible tent in his pants.

Megan smirks.“If that’s enough to make you nervous, you won’t be ready for what happens next.”

“...what do you mean...?”

“You’ll see. It’s time to wake up, Rachel.” Then she quickly heads up the staircase, leaving the two lovebirds to do whatever.

The small girl stirs, yawning cutely as she sits herself up groggily. “Oh hi, Asher!” She smiles sweetly up at him.

“Y-yeah, you t-too.” He tries very hard to keep his gaze away from Rachel’s nakedness, taking a step back.

“No no, don’t do thaaaat~” Rachel sits up straight and tugs gently on Asher’s arm, flashing a sultry look that implores him to sit down. “After all, there’s something that I really need to tell you...”

Asher sits down apprehensively, head turned to the side “W-what’s that?”

The blonde girl giggles and crawls catlike over to him, back arched seductively. Then she whispers in his ear.

“I. Love. Youuuuu...” Something about this is immensely funny to Rachel, and she giggles even more as she watches for Asher’s reaction.

“Y-you...” He really doesn’t know what to do about this.

“You love me too, don’t you?”

“W-well...”

Rachel pauses, tears forming. “Y-you don’t like me?”

“N-no! That’s not...”

“Okay!” Her smile returns and she stares down at Asher’s bulge. “I knew it alllllll along! You’ve got a present for me~.” She pounces on Asher, looking up at him with adoring eyes, and pressing her boobs into his chest.

“A-ah!” The redhead falls onto his back. It’s a rather comical sight, watching a guy be pushed down by someone an entire foot shorter. Straddling her longtime crush, Rachel traces a circle on his chest idly.

“I’ve wanted this for sooooo long...and today Megan’s given me the courage to finally do it,” she looks over each part of Asher’s clothed body hungrily, “So please, can we…?”

Asher finally looks at her. “I-I… I love you too.” This elicits a happy giggle from the blonde girl. “To me, you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. I’ve just been too scared to say it, too scared to make things awkward between us…”

“Awww...” Rachel swoons dramatically at his confession.

“I’ve been telling you guys to get together for years, asswipe,” comes Megan’s incredibly helpful comment from above.

“S-shut it!” Asher blushes. “God, I feel like a coward...”

“Shhhh...” Rachel puts a finger to his lips. “No more talking.” She pulls down Asher’s pants and boxers together, unveiling his hard cock, already a bit damp from precum. She pushes herself up, revealing her tiny pink slit, unobscured by pubic hairs. Taking the hint, Asher grips his penis, aligning it with Rachel’s implied descent.

“Here goes...” And she plunges down straight on his cock, the two of them immediately groaning from the completely alien sensation of penetration.

“You people sure are loud...” Megan mutters to herself as she heads into her room and closes the door.

The blonde girl grinds against Asher, jerking the penis snugly situated inside her, while the redhead starts thrusting his hips upwards. There are no words, just the sighs and moans of virginal ecstasy.