"Shoot me, and put Paul Anderson in my skin"

"But you'll just be a suit my Dad's wearing!" says David (Claire in a David suit, intending to stay David a good while).

"I'm just a zipped-up Trish suit now anyway, not the real Trish," says Trish.

"But why turn Dad into Trish?" asks David.

"He wants to be Trish," says Claire, who's the real Trish inside. "He told me -- the Trish me -- that once. I thought he was joking at first, but the more I thought about it the more I realized it's the truth."

"Exactly," says the current Trish.

"We could just make a copy of you," says David.

"I want it to be me!" says Trish. She seems disinclined to explain why.

"This is going to be a total pain," says Claire, "explaining all this to Mom and Dad."

"Look, zap me, put the Paul Anderson suit in my skin without zipping it up, zip them both up, zap the new Trish with the brown pen! She'll realize what happened and be so happy to be me she won't even care!"