"Reality"

Setting the dial to "Reality", you pull the trigger. Nothing seems to happen, so you ask, "By the way, what's your job?"

"Like, I already told I'm a stripper, silly!"

"Oh, that's right. How silly of me, indeed." you say, holding back a wicked grin from forming. "See ya!" you say on your way through the door.

"Bye-byes!"