"No, please go on"

"No, please go on," says Janny.

"You're getting comfortable, sitting naked on my lap, aren't ya?" you say. "Okay, I'll give you the highlight reel:

"The seventh time, he stripped me naked, tied my hands behind my back, and teleported me into the middle of court in the nearby city.

"The eighth time, he made me pose for three hours while a cute young geomancer carved a statue of him holding my naked body up for everyone to see. You can still see this statue in the library. It's titled 'Raider's Conquest of the Dark Elves'.

"The ninth time, he shrank my boobs down and said that I'd get them back after waitressing a party he was throwing wearing nothing but a pair of bunny ears and a cotton tail.

"The tenth time was when he invented the Birthday Suit Cake. Have you seen this yet? It's when he shrinks a few of us down and has us wrestle naked in the frosting of a cake. Last one standing on the cake gets a towel. I didn't win.

"The eleventh time, he stripped me down, put me in a skirt and bra made out of wrapping paper, slapped a bow on my ass, and passed me to a kid who had expressed interest in stripping me. He lived his dream, and got a good photo set to commemorate the day.

"The twelfth time, I got stuck in a plastic ring as part of a six-pack of girls he was saving to strip later so that he didn't get bored during an exam.

"The thirteenth time, I became a naked chess piece in an all-girl chess game he played against the president of the school's goth club. If he lost, he would have had to stop stripping the goth girls. But he won, so she had to wear nothing but frilly pink underwear for a year. I was a knight, so that my boobs would bounce every time I jumped over another piece.

"The fourteenth time, he oiled me up and tried to break his record for the most naked girls stuffed into a phone booth. That's how I met Ilsa, actually. We both ended up with our faces in each other's boobs, and got to talking.

"The fifteenth time, he hogtied me naked by the door outside a meeting of the lesbian alliance with a note on my butt that said 'Sorry for showing your president's vagina to all the boys'. When they opened the door to collect me, he got inside, stripped them all naked, and hosted a museum of lesbian vaginas.

"The sixteenth time, I was one piece of a six piece ass-bongo drum set.

"The seventeenth time was my second go on a Birthday Suit Cake. Lost again.

"The eighteenth and nineteenth times were kind of a two-fer. He stripped me bare in front of his math class and let me think that I got away. I escaped the school, snuck back home, and put on a fresh set of clothes, not aware that he had slapped a spell on me to make my clothes explode off again when I was standing out in the public square of the dark elf city, the words 'Got you' printed in glowing letters upside-down on my boobs so I could read them.

"By the twentieth time, the faculty were expressing security concerns over the fact that a dark elf assassin keeps getting in. He stripped me naked in front of them and spanked me for ten minutes to convince them that I wasn't a threat.

"The twenty-first time was Tomboy Day. I got hung up naked next to a powerball team under a banner that read 'Sporty Girls are Cute, Too!'

"The twenty-second time, I was the pendant on a necklace he gave to that girl he was dating. I sat naked in her cleavage for two hours.

"The twenty-third time, he ripped my clothes off and tricked me into hiding in the women's showers. What I didn't know at the time was that he enchanted me so that everything I saw would appear in a magic mirror in the boys' dorms. It was the highlight of the week when I ended up face-to-face with a suspicious and very naked Yiantra for about fifteen minutes.

"He repeated this trick the twenty-fourth and twenty-fifth time so that the boys could get pictures of the rest of the female faculty in their birthday suits.

"The twenty-sixth time, he finally stripped that girl he was dating and told us that our hands would come unstuck form each other's butts after we made out for ten minutes.

"The twenty-seventh time was my third go on a Birthday Suit Cake. I won this time by butt-kicking his ex-girlfriend off the edge.

"The twenty-eighth time, my ebony ass was the far end of an art installation he devised called 'Asses From Across the Spectrum'.

"The twenty-ninth time was Elves with Big Boobs day.

"He was under the weather the thirtieth time he stripped me, and ended up using my ass as a pillow. It was the first time we really got a chance to talk. Nice guy.

"By the thirty-first time, I was still kind of trying to kill him, but I think I was just doing it to see him and let him embarrass me again. This time, when I went to hide in the women's showers, I shoved Morrigan out the door in nothing but a towel. She was struggling to get back in just long enough to really draw a crowd, then she tried running back to her room. Word has it that she lost the towel about halfway there.

"After he stripped me naked the thirty-second time, I ran to WAR's door and started screaming for them to let me in. When they opened up, Raider ripped all their clothes off and opened a 'Spank Your Favorite WAR Girl' booth.

"The thirty-third time, he wanted me to test out an invention of his that attaches to a girl's boob and causes it to perpetually bounce. It worked pretty well, and I couldn't get it off for three days.

"The thirty-fourth time, I hid out in the faculty dorms. While I was there, I stole all of Yiantra's padded bras. The woman has had to go to class with her natural size ever since.

"The thirty-fifth time, I hid out in the girls' locker room and sprinkled burning powder in the Dragon's powerball uniforms. Their next match would prove to be quite the memorable one!

"The thirty-sixth time was pretty casual. We were in his room, he pulled my clothes off, and we just kind of hung out for a while. He started calling me Daisy, told me I looked adorable when I giggled, and talked about how great it was to have a pretty girl helping out with his pranks. For a moment I thought he was about to kiss me, so I closed my eyes and leaned in. That's when he tossed me out into the common room so I could streak home with my hands over my pussy one last time.

"Want to hear the story of the thirty-seventh time now?"