"No, I Am Not Doing This Bullshit"

Blinking blankly at you for a moment, she sits up straight and stares right at you.

"Really, this is it then. You just want to go back to your regular life without anything happen to you. You just want to miss out on all this?" She gestures towards the empty looking dessert all around you.

You snort and point out to her that, "There is literally nothing here but sand, sand, and more sand."

Looker blushed and started to glare at you, "Well I can't just put all the good shit at the front, and a dessert is like way more easy to model than like a jungle. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to model a continuous span of trees and hidden animals and people that want to ambush you? It's so much fucking easier to make a dessert with less plants, and a more limited amount of animals animals that can hide and kill you. Sand is so much harder to hide in. Also I have to change the light settings way way less, and shadows are easier to render too. Doesn't help that there are like so many random as ideas that I have that I never put to practice since I have too many and I get feedback that -"

The "god" before you continues to ramble like an overworked game developer till you held up to get her attention. Looker eyes turned into yellow slits as she stopped to focus on you again.

So, can I go home now?

Snapping her fingers, the brunette turned a hand into a snake and reached into your pocket taking the sheet of paper that brought you here. The snake opens its mouth to show you the little piece of paper one last time, then shuts its mouth and smile. The last thing that you remember is Looker giving you the finger with her remaining hand and a snake pushing you aside.

You wake up at the foot of your bed. It looks like you rolled out of bed and hit the side of your chest. Crawling back into bed, you feel like you remember talking to a real bitch who just flipped you off.

Congrats, you got the "Rude Awakening Ending".