"I'm looking for a fuck-buddy, really."

«-x-LockHeart-x-» Whoa, that was quick! I barely finished filling out my profile!
«-x-LockHeart-x-» What's up, User_666? =D
«User_666» Nothing much, beautiful. I'm new myself. Just glad I managed to get into chat with you before someone else snapped you up.
«User_666» You?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» :O
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Flatterer. And I see you were in a hurry, weren't you, Mr. Blank User Page! =P
«User_666» So what did you want to know?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Huh?
«User_666» On my profile. You had to have looked at it, to know it's blank... so what were you looking for?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» Oh. Awkward... :\
«-x-LockHeart-x-» I'm not a creeper! I just like knowing who I'm talking to, that's all.
«User_666» It's fine. So do I.
«User_666» How about this? You ask me a question, I ask you a question. Continue until we both know one-another better.
«User_666» What do you think?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» Hmmm... okay, then, Mysterious Stranger, it's a deal. >:D
«-x-LockHeart-x-» To start with - what are you on here for?
«User_666» I'm looking for a fuck-buddy, really.
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» >:O
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» Well, I'm not interested. Find some other gullible sap to woo under your sheets! Ew.

USER -x-LockHeart-x- HAS DISCONNECTED FROM ALTCHAT

ADA☻- Little piece of advice? The truth can hurt. Specifically, it can hurt your chances of actually FINDING a fuck-buddy. I'd suggest maybe NOT telling other people on the chat that you only care about getting them in the sack?

Just... keep that in mind for next time.