"I'd like a real birthday party. Let's hit your hotel guys."

The bears give you a deep kiss each before they go, and the guy in the wifebeater wraps his arm around your neck and gives out a little whoop when they leave.

"Fucking A!" he says, and the four guys lead you out of the back room and down the stairs.

At the bottom, the bouncer gives you an amused smirk when he sees you, and says, "Have fun, guys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

The guy in the PIG shirt laughs as you step through the front door. "That's not much," he says. "I bottomed for that fucker once. Couldn't stand for a week!"

Your group heads to the parking lot, and arrive at a car and a van. Opening the door to the car, the tattooed guy pulls out a baggie from his pocket, and pours some pills into his hand. They're a mix of white and blue, but you're not sure what they are. He pops one of each into his mouth, and hands the same mix out to the other guys. Then he holds his hand out to you.

"Birthday party favor?" he says.