"Hey, I don't mind."

Being charming has worked well for me so far today. "Hey, I don't mind."

Robert and his girlfriend sit on his bed in a more comfortable position. His boner doesn't seem to die down at all, which I take as a compliment. "See? I told you," Robert says to her. "Mark'll be into it."

"You think?" she asks.

He looks at me and I give a confident nod. Fuck yeah I'm into it.

Robert picks up the TV remote and hits the power button. The Smash Bros theme dies instantly, but now I can hear how heavily Robert and his girlfriend are panting. More than anything, their breathing turns me on.

"Oh, jeez," Robert says. "What am I thinking? Kate, this is Mark. He lives on Madison 5. Mark, this is my girlfriend Kate."

Kate awkwardly extends a hand out to me and I shake it. She clears her throat. "Well, at least I know whose name I'm supposed to shout out now."

Robert and I laugh, and I move to the bed so that Robert is between me and Kate. It feels a little weird being the only one here with my clothes still on, so I chuck my shoes and socks by the door.

"Have you ever done anything with a guy before, Robert?" I ask him.

He rubs my thigh, moving up towards my crotch. "Maybe once or twice, before I met her." He tilts his head in Kate's direction. "But I've never done anything with a guy who still has his clothes on."

I take this as my cue to strip, releasing my yearning boner and throwing my clothes in a pile next to my shoes by the door. Robert and Kate start making out again, and they each open an eye to check me out, running their eyes up and down my slim form. I'm not a bodybuilder by any stretch of the imagination, but I run occasionally and don't eat like shit. I'd say I'm fairly fit. Robert and Kate look like they both approve, and close their eyes again.