"Alright, keeping it in my pants. So what ARE you on here for?"

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«User_666» That's MS. Blank User Page, actually.
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Ah! Sorry. My mistake.
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Ugh. I can't believe I fell prey to that classic "no girls on the Internet" bullshit. >:\
«User_666» No problem. I don't have a User page, after all. Easy mistake to make.
«User_666» Is it a problem for you?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Oh! No, no problem here. :)
«-x-LockHeart-x-» I don't discriminate based on your bits. Only your attitude. ;P
«User_666» So how am I doing then?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» What?
«User_666» You discriminate based on attitude. I'd like to know where I stand. What do you think?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Heh, alright. Honest opinion? You called me beautiful without getting weird about it and haven't either flashed me or tried to get ME to flash YOU in the length of this conversation. So far - I like what I'm seeing! ;D
«User_666» Alright, keeping it in my pants. So what ARE you on here for?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» ...Huh? Explain? =S
«User_666» These apps are mostly for hookups. If you're not looking for one... why sign up?
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» Ohhhhhh... Well, don't get too disappointed now. You're definitely not OFF the list of possibilities for a hook-up. I'm just not THAT easy, either. It takes more than calling me pretty once to get my pants off! ;P
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» As for why I'm on here - haven't you heard the rumors?