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Go big or go home, he decided, and so he ordered the **** Cooking Guide for New Brides. He didn't bother to read the introduction, where it explained that these recipes had powerful aphrodisiac effects, perfect for the wife who wanted a little extra kick on her honeymoon. Instead, he flipped through the book, looking at the directions. None of the dishes looked particularly complicated, he realized, only a little harder than the beginner ones, and some looked even easier.

He picked one to start with, and got cooking. As he worked, he thought about who he should test it on. Maybe he could just take it to Dr. Vierre, and tell her how easy it had been. Or maybe it would be smarter to just have it for dinner.