confesses her off history

1) First Question and this the most important (Grabs kimmy fist and make her hist herself) WHY YOU HITTING YOURSELF,WHY YOU HITTING YOURSELF!?
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Because I'm ow! A big fat dummy ow! Who smells like a butt ow! And Chichi is the best! Ow!"
"Good. You're learning," Chichi giggled.

2) How you become a teacher?
"Not much to tell. I wanted to ever since I was a kid, because my teachers were so nice and sweet when I was little. Things have clearly changed... But this school was short on teachers who were willing to stay put, so I came over without asking why the pay was so good. This school's crazy from top to bottom."

3) What is this NONSENSE about a restraining order against me?
"Well, you beat me up so much, I thought the law would be on my side. It turned out you had a lot more money and a better lawyer through the league. There wasn't much I could do."
"Damn right. I won't be losin' my pet bitch any time soon."

4) You have SOME fighting skills, where do you learn to fight. And what made you join this arena?
"I learned to fight from some judo classes I took in highschool, and I dated a wrestler for a little while. As for joining.... well, you basically **** me, remember?"
"Hehe. Yea..."

5) What you think of MISS H?
"She gets results, I guess, but she's a little over the top. She's a lovely woman, too, and has tried to toughen me up a bit the last few months. Just don't tell her I said that, okay?"
"I'll do it if I feel like it, loser."

6) What you think of the younger wrestler...and please feel free to praise me in this?
"They're all pretty tough for their age. I'm really impressed with a lot of their progress. I mean uh... they all suck. Yea, they sure do stink besides that cheerleader girl. She's way hotter than the big-jugged broads in the league. She could kick my ass any day of the week, **** me hard, and I'd love it."
"Music to my ears, doll face."

7) How Cute Am I from a measure of 1-10
"At least a 6, I gue-"
Chichi leered at her hatefully.
"Er, an 8 easy..."
Chichi made a fist.
"I mean 10! 10!"
Chichi decked Kimmy in the face.
"15! 15! 20, okay!?"
"That'll do, I guess."

8) You get your ass kicked a lot. What was the worst beating you got?
"It was that time I tried to go to the principal about you. You went to Miss H and pretended to cry and told her I called you ugly and stupid. Then you two and Dolly wailed on me til i was bruised all over, gave me a wedgie out the third floor, then stuck a dildo up my ass while you ran me up a flagpole naked for the whole school to see. That... that was no fun..."

"Speak for yourself! Ha!"