Undead Minion

You limp around, like you always have. Trying to crasp the concept of a thought, but not having any more intelligence than that of a goldfish. Your brain was one there but after an eternity of ambling around its reclused into nothing.

Distantly you make out the sounds of fighting and loud bangs, a knight appears out of nowhere in a rush. The knight is covered in blood and to his dismay does not see you until he collapses on top of you. In a mindless panic you try to push him off you and in doing so, he falls over hits his head and in a stroke of luck literally dies right before you.

DING!

Suddenly your head becomes so much clearer, thoughts become in your grasp.

YOU GAINED THE ABILITY BITE

YOU GAINED "ANNOYING POSION"

Obviously the knight was running from something...