The Dragonborn (Skyrim)

The Dragonborn, a being with the soul of a dragon, who speaks in the language of dragons, to use the power of dragons, to … pretty much do whatever she wants. Sure, she can kill dragons, but she has a life outside of dragonlslaying, you know. She can take over major guilds, slay vampires, end the civil war, end up naked in public …

Dragonborn: "Wait, what was that last one?"

Um … end the civil war? Seriously, someone should get on that. Imperials and Stormcloaks and slaughtering each other left and right, completely ignoring the apocalyptic doom raining fire from the skies. But we'll get to that later. First, who is the Dragonborn? What race is she? How big are her breasts? What is her name?