Talk to the bored looking attendant

You walk up to the attendant and he says "Hello, welcome to the laundromat, the machines are over there" he gestures toward the machines "and there are vending machines over there" He points towards a corner that has some vending machines.

He does not seem at all interested in you, and you feel like you should change that. You have quite a few options here, you could try to seduce him or you could possibly have an accident with a bottle of water that causes a wardrobe malfunction. Those are only your first ideas, though.