Stomach Ache

Lois Lane rubbed her stomach. The belly was firm beneath her fingertips, but there was a knot of pain there. Like something she ate not sitting right.

Probably dehydrated, she reasoned. Too much booze. Need to eat something bland, drink some water.

She wandered into the kitchen, fetched a glass, and filled it up at the sink. from the cupboard, she grabbed a sleeve of saltines. The salt crackers her mother had almost lived on during the first couple months of pregnancy with her sister Lucy. The reporter stood at the counter, drinking water and forcing herself to eat crackers. The salt made her thirsty, so she drank more.

Slowly, the knot of pain eased, at least a little.

Lois wondered what her mother would say if she saw her now—having just vomited in the toilet, now munching on saltines. She could almost hear her voice, asking her if she'd been seeing anyone, when her last period was...

Two weeks, Lois thought automatically. Right?

She felt suddenly dizzy. Had it had been longer than two weeks? Month before? That would be six weeks. Can't possibly be right.

Rubbing her aching tummy, Lois left the water glass by the sink. Not noticing the grey rim of cum frosting the bottom of the glass. She had a box of pregnancy tests left, although they were a few months old.

It was silly, but all of these thoughts of pregnancy had her reporter instincts alert. Maybe her subconscious was trying to tell her something. Or maybe she was just tired, undersexed, and smuggling the bottle home had ignited her libido, which combined with the **** and tiredness was causing her to imagine things.

She dug out the box. One test left, in its little plastic wrapper. Lois Lane squatted on the toilet, tearing the wrapper off, trying to ignore the pervasive smell of ammonia in the bathroom coming from the tub...or was it the sink?

All in your head, Lane, she said, contemplating the little plastic stick she was about to stick near her pussy...and that gave her a wild idea... Because the stick was vaguely phallic-shaped, and her pussy was still very wet.