Relationship Modulating Ray

A ray gun that modifies interpersonal relationships.

HOW TO USE (ED. 1.700.86):

• Aim the gun at Subject #1.
• Pull the trigger.
• SCAN will be initiated. This will require the subject to remain in front of the gun's reticle for five seconds.
• A successful SCAN will register the subject into the gun's data banks.
• Aim the gun at Subject #2. (The above two steps will repeat.)
• If you wish, you may scan more subjects; there is no limit to how many people you can have scanned at once.
• From the menu on the built-in user interface, choose what kind of relationship you wish these people to have. Their existing one will be typed out on the top of the screen.
• After selecting a relationship status, press ENTER.
• A new relationship will have been created.