Paradise Island

By the time Lois reached the roof Wonder Woman was already there waiting for her. Helping Lois into her invisible jet Diana set a course for her home, for Themyscira, the Island of Paradise where only women dwell and no man may set foot. Although there was no turbulence and in fact no real indication from inside that they were even moving at all, it took only minutes for them to reach the Greek islands on the other side of the world. Diana had called ahead and there was an escort awaiting them upon arrival.

"Go with them, Lois, and do as they say. I have something I must see to first, and then I shall join you presently."

The Amazons led Lois into what from the outside appeared to be a cave, but once inside revealed the most sophisticated medical equipment she had ever seen. Despite the danger she was in and the waves of pain that still assaulted her, the reporter in her couldn't help thinking about what a great story this island could be. She had promised Diana that she would never reveal the secrets of the Amazons or their magnificent home, and she never would. But oh, what a story! The escort left her with the medical staff. A nurse lead her to steel table.

"Take off your clothes and wait here. The physician will see you shortly."

And then the nurse left. I guess all hospitals are the same everywhere you go, Lois thought to herself as she stripped. She sat on the metal table. Its cool surface felt good on her skin, and helped to soothe her still slightly puckered and swollen asshole. There were about 10 Amazons in the facility, all busy with some task or other. Lois wondered which of them would be her doctor. Much to her own surprise and for reasons she didn't quite understand, she found herself hoping that the examination and treatment would be...invasive, and that the "invader" would be the dark skinned Amazon in the tall boots and the green tunic. That's when Diana entered, wheeling in a machine that Lois couldn't help thinking looked like a 50's sci-fi movie **** ray.

"I apologize for keeping you waiting, Ms. Lane, but this is the instrument needed to heal you. I had been doing some...experiments with it in my quarters and needed to fetch it."

"What is it? I've never seen anything like it."

"No, you wouldn't have. This is the Purple Ray Generator. It works by accumulating, then harnessing, and finally directing orgone energy."

"Orgone energy?"

"Yes. It is the natural sexual energy found in all living things. As a sexual energy it is by its very nature creative, and therefore can be manipulated to heal. Very few in Man's World have even suspected its existence, and those few who have like Dr. Wilhelm Reich, have been laughed at and scorned. If they could only understand the power in creation rather than destruction...But that is a conversation for another time. Let us deal with the task at hand. Using the data you submitted to the Justice League for emergencies I have calibrated it for your genes and chromosomes. This will not hurt but the sensation will be alien to you, so do not fight it when it comes. Are you ready?"

"Yes, I am. And...no matter if it works or not, thank you."

Wonder Woman aimed the device and flipped a switch. There was a whirring sound, then the aptly if uncreatively named Purple Ray Generator generated a purple ray. It seemed to emit its waves in spurts and as each one hit Lois her body successively tingled, then shivered, then convulsed with what felt to her like a full body orgasm. Not in the sense that it rippled through her whole body, but more like every part of her body was has having an independent orgasm. She fell back on the table in spasms. Just as she felt like she was going to lose consciousness she could hear someone screaming:

"Something's wrong, this isn't right! Shut it off, shut it off now!"

Diana turned the machine off. As soon as the rays ceased the sensations ceased as well, stopping as quickly as they had begun. One of the Amazons was speaking to Diana:

"I don't understand, Princess. How could this have happened? Nothing like it has ever happened here before."

"Not here, no. But I have seen something similar."

Lois sat up, her body drenched in sweat.

"Ms. Lane, I fear you have not told me the whole of your story this evening. Have you...How do I put this delicately? Have you come in contact with or ingested any...foreign genetic material?"

"Um, yes. A little. Actually quite a lot. I cleaned out all of what was pumped into my...sorry, my ass. But I swallowed so much. Maybe about..."

Before she could finish her confession the pink mist she had seen earlier began seeping out of her vagina. Only it didn't dissipate like last time. This time it hovered over her and started to condense. Everyone else looked surprised and alarmed, only Diana was calm.

"It is just as I suspected. Amazons, prepare yourselves."