Sara Michelle Gellar's a Black Breeding Bitch

The rain was coming down so hard that Sarah Michelle Gellar had missed her exit on the freeway.

She decided to get off on the next exit and when she did it brought her into the worst part of Los Angeles. Everywhere she looked she saw black men on the corners selling or fighting each other and she decided to speed up so she could leave as soon as possible. Just as she was about to go through an intersection she heard a gunshot and when she turned her head to look, she didn't see the huge pothole and puddle and her car shook violently and then died.

Not knowing what to do she got out of the car and spotted a garage about 100 yards down the street so she took off running getting soaked along the way. As Sarah walked into the garage a group of 5 greasy, dirty mechanics looked up to see Sarah standing there in a white spandex bodysuit which was now transparent from all the rain water.