In a...fairy tale?

I begin to open my eyes, and when I did, I was surprised to see that I was in a meadow, a castle looming in the distance "This is a dream." I said almost instantly. "Who are you?" "Huh?" I responded looking back to see a naked, muscular, man with wolf ears and tail "Oh, hi, my name is Dick. And this is obviously a wet dream." I answered.

"Wet dream? This ain't no dream." replied the wolf man "Yeeeaaah riiiight, because people with wolf ears and tails totally exist." I responded, and got a pinch on the cheek (butt cheek) for it. "This ain't no dream, but I can make your dreams come true." said the wolf man, whom slabbed my ass. First a pinch now a slab, just thinking of what comes next is making me hard.