ENTER ROBERT

It's now Friday as a 23 year old businessman who is passing through the town on his way to a meeting on Sunday stops for the night, he reads the 'Browns ad' about auctioning off their daughter; "Redneck hicks, selling their daughter for money, disgusting...probably a 4'2", squat overweight heffer with gnarly tangled hair, bow legs, and crooked teeth, they'd get $10.00 from me for their mutt of a daughter, Saturday at 9 AM, should be good for a laugh or two"!

Saturday comes as Robert arrives at the Brown farm, the father takes the stage...."this is my 18 year old daughter Virginia, she's as pure as the driven snow, morally unsullied...chaste...innocent and untouched, I don't want to auction her off but I'm ****...let the bidding begin"! "WOOF"! "SHE...IS....A...FUCKING....HOTTIE" ogling the 5'2", 18 year 32-21-30 blonde hair green eyed beauty...behind her and to the right are PA and Momma Brown and their eldest daughter Mary Sue who's 5'4", blond hair with lovely blue-grey eyes and a banging 34-22-32 body.

Obviously the townfolk can't come close to the $40,000.00 needed to save the farm, "I BID $30,000.00 FOR YOUR DAUGHTER VIRGINIA FARMER BROWN" hearing a **** and hesitant "sold". After everyone leaves Robert tells him "if you're willing to 'sell' your other daughter I'll increase my bid to $60,000.00 for both, you get to keep the farm Plus an extra $20,000.00".