Dark Mage

You're a Dark Mage. While that sounds like a very impressive title, you don't live up to it. You currently reside in the games first dungeon, an abandoned mansion straight out of the tutorial. It would be a nice place if not for the cobwebs, you tried to clear them out before,

You look very imposing, but that's about it. There are other dark mages in higher dungeons, but you got stuck in this one. You're essentially put there to demonstrate the squishiness of magic users. I mean, really, look at your stats! You were never meant to have a chance

Lv 1
HP 15
MP 20
Atk 1
Def 0
Mat 2
Mdf 1
Agi 2
Skills:
Illusion: 10 MP Temporarily conceals the user from enemies. Lasts for 5 seconds for every point of the user's Mat minus 1 second for every point of the enemy's Mdf.

Usually by now, most players have over 10 Mdf, rendering the ability useless. At a higher level it could make up for your 0 defense stat. ZERO! Come on! The developers just screwed you over. Maybe if you had any sort of spell you could actually cast you could level up, unfortunately, you just have your illusion spell and your basic attack, which basically fires a small ball of dark energy at an enemy.

A fanfare signaling the entrance of a hero plays. You hide behind a corner, wishing your illusion spell wasn't so pointless.