Conor's Character

"Conor, why don't we start with you. What gender is your character?" Damien asks.

The portly Conor snorts and titters like a schoolboy, spraying chips onto his character sheet. "Ha! You mean I can play a chick?"

Damien just looks at him calmly. "Of course, it's completely up to you."

Conor giggles again and looks at Dan to see if this was for real. He takes a swig of beer and finally says. "Well, I'm gonna be a..."