Charge at her!

You open up aggressively, charging across the ring to try to come to grips with your opponent. She doesn’t react at first, but as you close in on her, she moves like lightning. Sidestepping your charge, she grabs your arm and leg and lifts you over her head with ease, before slamming you back down to the mat in a textbook suplex.

“Oooh, so close,” she teases as you lay on the ground, dazed from the impact. “Better luck next time.”

You start getting up, but she places a foot on your chest, holding you down easily. You struggle, but she leans just enough of her weight onto you to make it pointless to try to break out of the impromptu hold.

“You know,” she says conversationally, “you seem pretty new to this whole wrestling thing. I’d be happy to give you some advice. And what’s a better teacher than firsthand experience?”